For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
accurate caption is accurate
when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear
me trying to do stuff
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
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